Lanjiao question -_-

Yo.
This post is solely to answer this question heng gave me.
And + some details of what am I doing when my msn status shows busy -.-

K first off.
His question.
I cannot believe he actually thought of this. Actually is aso. Why arh. LOL

K question.
Why do humans have 2 organs to shit and pee separately. Why can't both come out from the same exit?

K uhhh.....
Aha...

Lets have the simple answer first.
Whoever created us doesn't like wet shit YA? Come on man, imagine your shit and pee come out from the same place, SAME TIME... Insta mud-pie?
Maybe u dun need toilet paper, u got water right there washing already.
YA!
K thats what an idiot would think.
And the first answer that came to my mind so I'm an idiot thx.

K lets have the more complicated answer.
Well obviously we have two separate organs for 2 dif things.
Imagine if man doesn't have the anus.
We would have to urine AND shit through the long long thing that shall not be named here(dick). And for fuck's sake the size of the shit coming out of the long long thing that shall not be named(dick) is woots. We would have riped banana every other day watafuk.
Common sense tells you the answer, guys prefer to be guys without having to endure agony everyday.
:D

Ugh...

K to the more objective things.
Uhh, my msn if it shows available, I most probably be playing the piano or surfing the net, OR playing games.
If it shows busy I'm probably studying. I'm not using the com, however the heck u nudge me or pm me I will not reply...
And for ppl in steam, weekends u see me on9 steam like the whole day with in-game status on. I AM NOT PLAYING.
Out of the supposed 16 hours I'm "in-game" I'm probably only playing for 2 hours of it. I just didn't quit coz of the fact if i do, next time I wanna slack abit I have to restart com and I cannot be bothered to do so. So I just leave it there minimised.
K.
I'm still "in-game" now.
And I'm here. That proves something doesn't it -.-

Nites all, good luck for upcoming papers.

P.S. Just another point, it would be interesting to shit and urine at the same time from the long long thing that shall not be named(dick). Just outta curiosity :P
Woops~ :X