Wednesday, July 29, 2009
HI ^.^ I got pwned by red =.=
Ivan at the side trying to study, but failing miserably LOL, we too noisy then the things we talking about all sieow one, he cannot study keep laughing lmao. Then uhhh, go D&T, sien got test, I think pass ba, should be... :X
And today, wtf. Gana pwn by Ang, dam funny rofl, its like, I doing my work, then Zhan and Timo laughing at something, turned out to be stupid and disgusting COZ ITS LIKE WHY THE HELL WUD ANYONE NOTICE THIS KIND OF THING TEH FUACK? Zhan turn around tell me "Ehhhh, you see Mr. Ang's gugu area, like he steam right?" I THERE STUN TIO, WTH WUD U NOTICE THIS KIND OF THING... But really, the pants there like bulging out, woots 100degree rise FTW LOL. Then I dno wth wrong with my brain, not working at that point of time i think...
I go ask... Wasn't meant to be heard, but somehow it came out quite loudly @_@ "Ehh, Mr. Ang, 你的lanjiao是不是上来了?!" HOLY SHIT, he suddenly stop writing on the board and look at me, I there OOPS... Zhan and Timo laughing their ass off, AND I REALLY DNO, HOW HE HEAR... The whole class, only 3 people heard wad I said, the others know I said something but dno wad.
And there was like, 1 row in between me and Mr. Ang, how he hear so clearly... -__-
He thought was Zhan at first, until he "NOT ME CY!@!@!@!@" I seh diao, he was like use the joke yet scolding face then ask me come out... I thought he going to cut off my dick or something in the end he ask me do 40 pumping Q_Q LOL, I do liao get up he still gimme thumbs up... Maybe he didn't expect me to do 40 straight off without slowing -.- Ya la ya la I look like cannot do even 10 la cheeken.
And HE LOOK DOWN ON ME LOR WALAO, Jolin ask him question, then he come over, they talktalktalk then suddenly he EXCLAIM... EXCLAIM SOMEMORE... "HE TEACH YOU WAN?! HE?!!" I dno wth they talking until jolin say "Ya CY teach one..." Ang like so surprised liddat -__- He like keep looking at me with the "I dun believe it face..." Coz apparently I teach correct LOL...
I say
"Wad?"
Ang. "Are you trying to tell me that you can understand WHEN YOU'RE NOT LISTENING IN CLASS?!"
"errr.... Ya sort of." XD
Ok la, the truth, I learn the topic jolin asking 2 days ago with the help of a teacher so... But he dno that. SO HA~!
Ah wadever lol, that question is the joke of the day... Wtf sia, how many people in the school is stupid enough to ask a male teacher whether his that thing shoot up or not... I dun tink got anyone... Lol. Nvmind, it just shows that I got the tendency to shout out things that I find interesting. Heehee. Well thats it. Hope this post brighten up the rest of the night for ye.
thx bai
Monday, July 27, 2009
OL ME GAWD MY HAIR GANA CUT~
So today, just went to school, expecting just another normal day. Then mr singh walk in to ruin my morning... Amazing. Went down with like 10 other guys to get haircut, hais. 1 by 1 all gana cut, then my turn. Noooo, finish liao I go into toilet "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO"
hi.
Went back up to 4th floor with ivan, isaac, timo and zen yee. Halfway up winglun saw us, first thing he did was LAUGH LIKE SOME DOG. TMD, he just "Waaahahahaha Yaaaahaaaaa heeeheeheeeee hohoho" ...............
Went back to class also hear "Waaahahahaha Yaaaahaaaaa heeeheeheeeee hohoho", yala yala I know look dam funny la zzz.
After school go my piano, lucky teacher nvr say anything LOL, but maybe she laughing inside... T.T
I supposed to go back school find Mr. Lee after class... But I siensien >.< just went home, tomorrow then find la lol.
Oh ya today got sex talk also woots LOL, but not much la, just talk about this and that, the usual questions from an educational sex talk, is teen sex approved? The laws of underage sex, lalala blablabla. But Mr. Pang was funny though lol.
Well end of my day, all I am happy about today is that I SAVED MY HAIR WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO, ok la maybe not save... But definitely better gana cut after that... Nightmares man.
Hope you had a better haircut than me.
kthxbainites
Saturday, July 25, 2009
Helloz, soccer tourny was uhh, fun.
To be honest, out of the 4 matches the one i enjoyed most was with the staff team... Long time nvr play with good ppl, so ya...
And just for the record, my team SUCKS... Besides kai wai and timo the rest of them just stoning around. Stupid lionel, collin and Zhan all nvr come. zzz. o0o
Start from two days ago, Thursday, blablabla. Only interesting thing was at band time, we watch the limelight video of us, I see myself playing the piano O.O lousy. Really, dam lousy. Hais, but most people dun know that, LOL. Then watchwatchwatch, pay money for the graduation lunch thing, timo still owes the section $8 @_@
Go home, lalaland. The end.
Friday, went to school as usual, ahhh, cannot remember wad happened zomg .__. until afternoon... We wait for the junior band come out to have sectionals, I went with pin and chin yue to jog LOL, 2+ rounds around the school, about 2.2KM dno, then pei pin at his post pei til the whole odac run finish. They went off to climb stairs I go back school first, no.1 thing I see when I reach the band room is some sec 3 and 2 and kenny leng outside having party =.= got teacher buy food, then guanghan class for leftover food bring over here somemore wtf. All the sweet and the chocolate and the wadever was there. Lol sia , eat til @_@
In the end the sec 1s didn't even come out zzz, so no sectional, tmd, wait so long for nothing. Was about to go home then Mr. Lee had a nice long chat with me .__. about results and that kind of thing lol. Then he ask me to do something that r bit embarrassing so I r not writing here ha.
Went home, play, tv, sleep.
Next morning, Saturday which r today ftw.
Abit surprised, met Peter at my busstop... That never happened before lol, besides the time I went gym then saw peter at the same busstop. Then saw lingfang also .__. Went to school together, at least they did lol, I got off 3 stops early find pin. Walk together to school, reach at 8.15am, then the tourny start woooooo.
The first 3 hours of the tourny very the got feel. Coz everyone watching,the whole sports hall crowded @_@ so end so forth.
Then reach my first match, vs 304. IVAN WAHAHAHA. Haven't even one minute my first human BANG happened LOL, Mr.adam the overlarged buffoon f.t.w Wtf I bang him near head-on he didn't even move. We just lol then I run on. Play til quite hiong, coz as I said... I absolutely, forgot.how.to.play.soccerBALLS. The last time I actually serious about it was like, 3 friggin years ago. So, anyhow, BANGBANGBANG. Bang wil everywhere pain but who cares SONG.
End score was 2-2 draw Q_Q
I scored 2, yay~! -.-
Second match vs 305, I see them play against 304 I know lose liao LOL, their teamwork so good cheeken, then somemore I bent my specs when I crash into hongju, oops. So I was like half-blind for the whole 10mins, zzz. Surprisingly we lost 0-1. Weird leh, but zhi yang tell me they luan diao... So...
3rd match, song, staff team. No chance, 0-4, dun care, had fun anyway. Cannot intercept de sien, then my team the 3 nothing to do all complain they so scary how to play, like F? Not like they playing rough liddat, teacher nia. Then that match my one leg gana LOL, Mr. Gun (I dno how spell, but his name really liddat...) He got d ballz, I accidentily kick his leg, LJ HIS LEG LIKE STONE. I KICK LIAO my leg there O.ba.ka LOL, nvmind, play on.
4th match vs 309, nothing much, ended with draw 0-0
Didn't get into semi, sien lor, if we scored one against 309 we in liaoz, sienz.
Oh ya, zhe kang front 2 teeth break LIKE OMGWTFBBQ. He playing with 311, then yongsheng ram his face, then he fall...fall...fall.... On his face, then the teeth come out .__. He was out for dam long, came back at like the 3rd match of 307 or something, but he still not allowed to play O.O Although he went to dentist the dentist "glued" the teeth back... Like nothing happen to his teeth liddat Q_Q
Had alot fun todayz, and I really regret that I stopped going down with yang they all... Going to, do dno what liaoz...
Gratz to the people who got in semis, especially 305.... Geng O.O
knitesthxbai~!
Wednesday, July 22, 2009
Helloz
HAI I R HOHO AND I R IN TEH LEGENDARY FIZZY'S ACC. THE TIME NAO IS 9.07PM AND I R PASTING...
Helloz, its
Well today quite a fun dayz, past 2 days aso lol. Lets see, Monday, I can’t remember anything =.= LOL, except for the CE and Assembly period, we were playing one game, call broken telephone, we supposed to pass down a message one to another, have to memorize on d spotz, see which group the last person got the message most accurate most points. I watching other groups playing, then suddenly I turn to timo, say. “Eh, you want we go up then purposely distort the message to some sick shit.” He look at me “okok lets go LOL.” We go up liaoz, group of 5, got zen yee, Nicholas, zhan, me and timo. First one is Nicholas. He got the message liao, pass to zenyee, then zenyee just tell zhan to “make a sick story with human, horse and squirrel.” Then keep laughing, pass to Timo, LAUGH EVEN MORE…. Those that know what the actual message all there ?????? Coz the original message nothing funny lol. Pass to me liao cannot stop laughing, then I say OUR answer out to the class LOL.
The actual thing is “Horses are mammals, Squirrels are mammals, Human also mammals, we are all the same.”
Become. “Horse have BREAST…. Squirrels have BREAST…. Humans ALSO HAVE BREAST…. WE
I say horse has breast the whole class lol liao, dam funny ahahaha.
Tuesday naoz, actually dun remember much…. Coz I tink really nothing =.= aiya wadever anyhow add in lol, me and low say ok we after school go hougang point KFC eat, then he got bio remedial til 3pm =.= we two supposed to go together de lor, then he last min say got bio remedial like fq zzz I PANGSEH
Err k Wednesday, which is today weeeeeee. Today coz afternoon got Chinese listening comprehension for
The full thing dam funny, say liddat not much la =.=
Today mdm gwee also seem nicer than usual….. Wonder whats wrong…. Ya like WTH is wrong -.- Had chem test today aso, I THINK is pass. But low one - - hais. I tink that’s it, tmr got band booooo, and I want join the inter-class games…. But lionel already handed up the form…. BLANK form…. No one wanna join wtf. Is I see min jian they all joining then I also go. If not dam boliao…. 8hours there -.-
Hmmm….
Nvmind, nice day, and SOMEONE please cheer up, begging you to ^.^ Nites all,
Nites!
Sunday, July 19, 2009
Arloz, fun weekend XD
Saturday fuast, woke up at 10am, then play bit, went off to compass point to meet pin, ming and terence to go swim, reached the swim complex at bout uh, 12pm i tink, then swim til 2pm, went home, halfway joya suddenly call me ask me pei her at buangkok mrt =.= coz the other 2 guys with her talking with each other lolz. They going kevin house apparently, to celebrate someone's birthday. But apparently no way, coz, they also not waiting for me, I go there just to pei her only, then will gana pang seh later on LOL, somemore, by the time i reach there they gone liao =.=
suddenly tell me joey not in good mood O.o TURNED OUT U WERE WRONG LOL, actually i dno, maybe she hiding Q_Q but she say okok leh. Dno Q_Q
Sms Jolin whether they all there or not, dam lame, they went in the morning... So like, we go in that time was the time they came out -__- lolz.
Had fun TURNING ROUND AND ROUND in the slide LOL. Like halfway thru the slide turn to face upwards, then downwards.... Then turn sideways. That one dam shiok LOL. All over the place, then come out liao my nose filled with water T.T
After that went home, piano, play. Lala, dinner. Play. Lala. TV. lala then errr, sleep?
Today woke up at 9. Wth, too early z, I lie in bed stone for like 20mins b4 getting up -__-
Aiya, then whole day abit boliao, playplay, piano, chinese assessment OMG. AHHHH.
Went to rm for lunch, then my mother buy new phone, the exact same LG phone my father and pin got O.O Except that. ITS WHITE! WOOOOOOOWWWW
So I now have the lousiest phone in the family. XD
But I love my phone, SO GTFO NAO. F.T.W
Kz nothing left to write, cca starting again nxt week, LOUSY.
Going to sleep soonz, nites~!
:)
Youch body still painpain .__.
Friday, July 17, 2009
Helloz, lemon fishball anyone?
Ya umm, today something dam stupid happen, coz I blurblur hehe, lemon fishball rocks man.... And my maths test was total gone case GONEEE F.T.W haisss.
Well today not bad la, morning chinese, tried to chiong study maths, I understood it actually, really. Thanks to Kenny lol, budden the test that time i blurblur zzz. Dam sien T.T
PE time was uhh, ok.... The rugby thing wasn't really my type of sport la, but had fun fooling around with Heng, Branzan, Jon and Jerome. After that english, screwed up, Lionel had to keep equipment, so his china buddy followed him, they arrived late for dora class. Then dora kb here kb there say this say that, lucky some people stuck up for Lionel then help him get in, if not later she kb the china guy also, actually already got kb him abit liao.
Recess liaoz, then maths test, ya sien sia, I 3 questions all dno, dowan to describe what I wrote. ....
After school went to find pin, then I go canteen saw people celebrating zhi yang's Bday, so uh, HAPPY BIRTHDAY ZHI YANG LOL.
Winglun hit my face with cake z =.= small spot only so nvmind, went off with pin, branzan, low, heng, vincent to coffee shop for lunch. Then one auntie come and ask us what we want to order, I that time using phone, blurblur nvr hear what she saying, she ask me I thought she asking me for drink I say LEMON TEA LOL. She say "HAIYO I not sell drink sell noodle one!" I OOPS.... Okok, FISHBALL FISHBALL. LOL. Abit malu :P
After that the drink auntie came then I say LEMON TEA.... lol sia, but I really wonder what lemon and fishball taste like together.... Hmmmmmm....
Hi.
Oh ya, today pin lend li ting his phone, then ming keep calling him, she pick up liao say pin later then take back his phone, ming call me say eh pin phone not with him, I ask who got. He say dno leh, just now I call is GUY pick up. The guy is li ting what the hell is wrong with his hearing LOL, or issit liting sound like guy? OMG .__.
Lolz, went back home play after lunch, then go to gym with pin and ming, yes I came back from somewhere is just gym. Tmr going swimming again... Dno if got energy haha.
Well ima going off.
Nites :)
Thursday, July 16, 2009
Heyz, bouncy balls and sharp needles anyone? LOL
And again, laugh til no strength ZZZ.
Oh ya, I sit the bus this morning it was the same as the one that broke down two days ago lol, I go in liao "holy shit, its the same bus! BREAK DOWN PLZ YESSSSS." But didnt... >.<
Reach school liaoz, surprised changed back to parade square, sien sia, class WAS SO FUN. In parade square go there sien sien only z. Then start lesson liaoz, first was english, sat beside zhan, since albert didnt come and lionel have to sit with the china ppl =.=
So on to E.Geog, nothing much la, basically spend the whole lesson with min jian, kaiwai and timo about this and that lolz. Next, uhh, shit wad was next. LOL, eh WTF. Uhh.... OH YES SOCIAL STUDIES. Wootz, lol, Mr. Tan come in crap as usual :P then recess.
After recess was the start of the.... Perverted... shit.... -__-
I dowan say out, so maybe bit confusing LOL. K uhh, we went for D&T, walking down the stairs, timo suddenly "Pok likes to, rub, jolin's" I nothing say just say something that starts with a T LOL LALALA~
Then we laugh laugh laugh, gana hit by jolin, then went for class, the whole bloody 2 hours, he was asking me about my "preferences" I THERE WTH WHAT IS WRONG WITH U ASK THIS KIND OF QUESTIONS. Somemore keep spamming, u rather bouncy ball or sharp needle LIKE THE F? Tight? Loose? WAD?! Nothing say, it was just dam.freaking.sick And I freely admit, I also talk til shuang LOL.
K forget what i said =.=
First Blood also has a new meaning.... Err, lets just say timo started doing some back and forth motion then "FIRST BLOOD WOOO~!" shit, i remembering what he doing all over again zzz. Disgusting idiot .__.
Maths was, uhh, another uneventful lesson, didnt do much. Except that me and timo suddenly laugh dam loud at a disgusting shit thing when the whole class was quiet... It was like u hear Mr.Ang there "this times this equal this, plus this. blablabla........ WAHAHAHAHAHAHA" Stare at us. oops, gana call come out write the binomial thing, HENG I KNOW XD
As for what we laughing at, it was about using a pair of tweezers and open up something that u should not know................................... ....................... . . . . . .. . .
Hi.
Stayed back to chiong finish the maths that was due today, then go home with timo. Play my burnout.... And the world's most fail car crash happened -.- I went for a shortcut thing, up a ramp, basically I flew into the air when I went off the ramp, supposed to land on the road again, I didnt see properly. I bang into some dick tree in mid-air wtf. Like "VROOOM~ WEEEEEEEEEE BOM BIM BAM PRACK~"
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K thxbai nites.
:)
P.S. Dun talk to timo about perverted thing, once he starts HE CANT STOP.