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Monday, May 31, 2010

Yay Chinese Paper

Not a bad day.
Badminton dam fun. Disappointed though, cannot believe I dropped a shuttle thru fatigue -.-...

K today chinese paper so-so, probably cannot get A1, but probably can pass.
Yay.
-_-

Saw a bunch of kids playing block catching. The old catching I used to play during primary school...
Looked at them and wondered.
Did we really grow out of our "childishness"
Or did we just put it aside for the sake of other things.

To be honest, I believe the latter, there are always times when I feel like running around and just enjoying life.
Cancelling out the running around... I do spend alot of time enjoying life... :D
Sad though, losing our childishness because of the bullshit society been giving us.
Too bad, cant be help.

Been alot of fun, since 3pm onwards til now.
Tmr still got remedial.

But looking on the bright side, we dun have remedial for the whole day! Ya!
K thats just stupid. Gahahaha.

Nites to all.
Buhbyez.

P.S. Every percussion sound in the song is made by random shit, except maybe the bass drum beat, others is pots and pans and wadever that gives a bang. XD

Friday, May 28, 2010

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: fa fiddle fom fuzzy wowo lala eiti
Your conversational partner has disconnected.


WTF? Eyer he so gay zao so fast.

Gaha

Pin and Ho intro me some chat website.
www.omegle.com

Quite funny.
Basically you talk to a random stranger over the internet, u can disconnect and find a new person to talk to anytime u wan.
You're completely anonymous dun worry, you wan kb aso can.

You can do this.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: YO
Stranger: Are you a boy or girl
You: i'm a dog with a giant testicle

Or This.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: HELLO
Stranger: hi gender?
You: girl
Stranger: me too
You: female
You: thats a long message ._.
Stranger: are u interested in woman?
You: hello? I'm a girl, not a gay, not a lesbian, not a guy, i'm a girl with huge tits the size of watermelons
Stranger: FANTASTIC. Wanna exchange pictures?
You: No Its too big for the camera. :D

K thats completely sickening.

Nice place to vent anger though, if you have any to vent.

And a good place to meet new friends.

Apparently Pin just added an indonesian girl on facebook thru this.

-_-

NYJC concert wasn't too bad.
Nt bad luhz, but the very last encore piece didn't end well. Haha :D

Bye.
Hahahahahahaha

Thursday, May 27, 2010

87.

Hi.

I like to yawn.

Thanks.

Nites.

Watafuk -.-

Wednesday, May 26, 2010

MY HAIR~!

Yoyo, WATAFUK MA HAIR~~~
T.T

Sienz, at least this time better than the last.
Well I escaped for 5 months already, maybe time I gana once... Haha.

Boring day today.
Really.
Boring.

And I came home with some hope, and it was destroyed. :O
Nah nothing serious, always got another day. Wahaha

Omg did you see and wonder? WAAAAAAAAAAA~
Its like so awesome.

K bai.
LOL

P.S. Nah its not awesome at all. :( hehe

Tuesday, May 25, 2010

Being contented.

YAAAWWWWNNN....
Gratz to me, I got my mood back with some ball and a extremely dumbfck primary school kid.
They smoke sia, omg ._.
Think very big sia. Omg ._.
True the kid is probably better than me, but honestly, attitude wise, he need some lessons.
Some people thought I was really abit pissed.
No lol.
He think he very big.
I bigger.
:D
Actually got some enjoyment from kajiaoing him... He quite cute though O.O Gahaha.

Today morning is vely productive, I slept for 2 hours.
One of the best mornings I ever had. Hehe.

Remedial was boring. I know I shld be paying attention, but my mood really very bad :(

Went home and thought, why change now.
Just be contented.

And also just a passing thought, do I really understand that thing.
Can anyone really understand that thing.
Or is it just me thinking the right way?

But to be honest, farking biased to us.
Where got liddat one lor, we spend time and drain da brain juices trying to think of nice shit.
And we dun even have much of a say in the results.
Lan jiao la.
_|_
Ha

Just life hor.
That doesnt mean I can't complain about it. Heehee

Nites~ :)

Sunday, May 23, 2010

Wishful Thinking.

Yoz.
I'm bored.
Downloaded alot of things recently.
I'm not gonna do anything with them til June.

Chinese is so sien.
D:

!!!

Wishful Thinking.
That is. Very pain.

Byebye. ^_^

Saturday, May 22, 2010

Cat seh, Da almighty baby?!

Hi.
I'm tired ^_^
Ytd got the movie marathon.

Eh wtf I just got deja vu. LOL

K ytd movie marathon, stay up all night, didnt sleep. Abit boring overall :(
After that went to eat macs, then go chinese. Wtf its just copy and copy and copy.
._.
After that, my plan was to go straight home after remedial, since I didnt think anyone wud have the energy to do anything else.
Yet to ma surprise, a number of ppl went to kick ball -.-
Met some funny people.
:O

Come home, bath. Yawn...

Uh, heng asked me to post this video so he can see it, so I shall...
Its quite funny anyway.
This cat's stalking a pigeon, when it flies away, it just fell over :) Cute.


Another one, found it today.
A toddler actually leads fans of a sports team in cheering. I dno how he got himself into that kind of situation, but it was dam funny.
I dno what sports team it was. So wadever.

His like some almighty person...
._.

Have a nice week ahead.
Bye

Thursday, May 20, 2010

Am I going mad?

Ellow.

A had a very... Weird... bus ride back... Home...

K uhh, from the start.

I saw a hyperactive OLD MAN at the busstop keep walking up and down the stairs and pausing awhile and walking up down again. No his not exercising.
Bus came, boarded. On the way saw alot of things...

Saw Miss Ng come out of the Buangkok green mental hospital.

I realised that a busstop was built, in the middle of nowhere.

Saw a bird crossing the road at the zebra crossing, it actually waited for vehicles to pass then look around to make sure no more then started crossing. On its legs, when it can fly =.= A bird... Crossing the road... -_-

Saw a man who was jogging across the road, and he was doing weight-lifting at the same time. The whole junction was looking at him...

Saw some faggot who took off his shoes and swung his leg back and forth in a dam gay manner.

Saw some girl holding a giant number 4 ._.

Saw some kid who looked old enough to be at least primary 6, dancing and jumping around. And no HIS OBVIOUSLY NOT A PROFESSIONAL DANCER.

I reached home, look back and wondered.



Has the world lost its FARKING MIND?!

Bye got work to do :)

P.S. Really thats the most number of weird shit I've seen in one day.
Bird crossing the road. Humans are gonna be deemed stupid 100 years down the road...


And I also realise, I'm already mad :D

Sunday, May 16, 2010

OMG cat

I bring you two awesum cats.

Garfield.


And
I dno what the fock this cat is looking at, but it just happens to look like that.

Watching Two girls one cup?

Anyhoo, watched 3 movies this week.
District 13 - U Its the sequel to district 13.
Not bad, its about the same as the first movie though, same, u like action, watch it.
Really dam nice.

Iron Man 2!
Nice movie, effects great.
But to be honest, I find the plot abit jumpy.
Some parts it just suddenly happens with no explaination whatsoever, i figured it out after awhile, but it just gives people the "wtf u toking bout man" kind of feeling.
Good movie. Definitely watch it, ignoring the jumpy plot. Its good.

Alice in wonderland.
Not too bad, though I wud say the girl's acting at the beginning really abit... Plain.
But it fits the mood.
Ima like johnny depp, foreva :)
And THE CAT IS AWESUM LOL
Watch it if you like slightly creepy animations.

I love cats. For no reason. :)

Have a nice week.
Bye.

Friday, May 14, 2010

Awesome group

Nothing to write, tired today. Dno just feel tired for the whole day.

Anyway I jus posting to show this video.

These guys are amazing.


Nice voices ._.
Inspiring sia.
K nites. Hope you enjoy'd it ^_^

Thursday, May 13, 2010

Pulau Ubin. Amazingly, I did not fall...

Ello.
Good day, good day...
Its 10.24pm now, I think I will finish this post at 11 ... -_-

Supposed to catch the bus that the other people were on to changi.
But thks to Kenny, for one waffle we missed it. Took the next one, zong han on it also.
Overslepted lol.

So go Pulau Ubin, my first thought was "Shit I gonna fall down."
Heres the thing, I have went to Ubin a few times in ma life, and each time, I have never failed to fall down.
Today is an exception, its a miracle. HEHE
Btw I told my mother I was going East Coast LOL. I figured she wun let me go if I told her ubin, like last time.
Wadever I told her the truth when I got back, for reasons of my own. Better than I thought sia the outcome :)

So upon reaching changi interchange, I realised, AND i expected this.
I was one of the 4 people who was wearing slippers.
And I am the only fella without a bag.
Everyone brought change of clothes all this.
I found it cumbersome to bring a bag and just went wif the clothes on ma back and the usual shit in my pockets.

20+ people went to ubin, cycled. Enjoyed it.
And ya there were injuries. Expected though, all were the cuts and wadever, no bone breaking.
Went to chek jawa, there were actually a lot of things there, but everyone the loud talking and footsteps made them all run away :( In the end I walked faster ahead of everyone and caught a glimpse of this and that before they zao :)

Alot of scenery also, Plz scroll down :)
And animals. Plz scroll down :)
And people playing with animals. Plz scroll down :)
And I have successfully cycled free-hand. -_-
Which enabled me to concentrate fully on smsing and no need use my hands to control da bike :D
And also I realise the pictures I take hardly have humans inside it. :O
!!!

K uh, this is... Holy shit alot of pics, lazy pick out which one better just upload all -.-
This is. View from atop tower. Trees.

View from atop tower. Trees

View from atop tower. Trees

View from atop tower. Trees

View from atop tower. Panorama. Sea and trees.

Long Long Bridge extending to nowhere. Somewhere in the middle.

Long Long Bridge. Look back At the cottage.

Long Long Bridge. Look even further back at the cottage...

Long Long Bridge. Some rocky island in the middle of nowhere.

Long Long Bridge. Somewhere in the middle. WITH TWO HUMANS! OMG!

Above the quarry.

Above the quarry.

Where the heck did I take this -.-

TWO RABBITS!

Wild boar. K captured wild boar... -_-

Another rabbit. Upclose

Dog. LOL

Dog with, zhi yang's hand?

Dog having fun... With wing and pin.

MORE RABBITS. OMG

Chek Jawa. Chek Jawa tree :)

Chek Jawa. Chek Jawa tree... With another tree...

Another quarry. From hut?

Quarry with tree with sun. Love this pic

Wtf the boar staring at me -_-

Alot of people atop the tower ._.

Really scared the tower falls...

Faggot with tongue. LOL

Sea.

Got some videos also.
Realised got echo, so we shouted some nonsense. Hear properly theres an echo.


Riding in circles. Say Hi ^_^


I just stared at this for 10mins, dno why. Just stare...


I dno why did I take these videos for... Shows what I was doing in the bus, while everyone was sleeping...
I'm insane. Really ._. The bus trip was 1 hour long, I was doing this behind for 1 hour...



Oh saw an alien dog also. Err, its disgusting. He walk past, I didnt really know what I saw til pin tell me, then i realise, coz I didnt really take note of it.
The dog's head, the right side of it got one huge patch missing, and you can see its goddamned brain. And its still walking. Not dead, ALIVE...
Scary -.-

And YES I ATE CHILLI CRAB. LOL

Alot of pics sia, sleeping now.
Its like 11.35 wtf, took 1 hour to finish.
Mother angry. LOL

Nites

Saturday, May 8, 2010

And once again the tagboard is blocked -.-
...






I'm doing the same thing his doing right now but without a camera...
Quite fun. LOL

I am the FIRST OF ME! -.-

Yawnz.
I'm bored....
I think we all are...
...

Life's short. Enjoy it while you can.
Ye know, I nvr realised how short life really is until now. Alot of things happen in the near 100 years of your life. But sadly humanity's current pace of life is too fast to fully appreciate anything that happens.
Hmm... Wonder if we could live just abit longer...
Ah well, make do with that you have I supposed.
Sucks :(

But anyway, found a video of a guy enjoying life.
His on chat roulette, playing the piano and singing to anybody that comes his way.
EVERYTHING IS FREESTYLE BTW.
He just does it on the spot.
Quite amazing.

Inspirational also lol.

Bye off to do something else.

P.S. This song makes me think...

Friday, May 7, 2010

The things people put on their heads... Hais...

Yoz.
Wasn't such an awesome day, abit boring.

But I discovered a few youtube people who is UNBELIEVABLE...
Check out this video, of this guy who has a toy hamster on his head.

Dun u find that HE KNOWS SOMETHING THAT YOU DUN?!
OMG!

I mean seriously, this guy currently has, 37 videos, of him, putting random things on HIS. HEAD...
All the videos are like 1min plus. Just him, and an object on his head, staring at da camera.
I have checked out some his videos, and I am AMAZED by his ability to capture my attention, every video, I just STARE AT HIM, with my jaw open, and a dumbfounded expression on my face. For that full 1+min.
I mean like, "WATAFUK?!"
All his videos easily get above 10K views, and he got 10 000 subscribers.
And he just sits there and stare at you.

Really, HE KNOWS SOMETHING WE DONT...

Checkout his channel if you wan see anything on his head -.-...
http://www.youtube.com/user/thingsonmyhead

There are really alot of random people in youtube, if people actually bother to find them.
I found an old man, who as 7000 videos, of him smoking a goddamned pipe for 2-3 mins, ALL 7000 is just him smoking a pipe...
It is unbelievable, he does not talk, he does not do shit, he just. Smokes da amazing pipe...
7000 videos...

Also found another guy who does nothing but fart...
He got about 40+ videos, of him doing nothing but "POOT... POOT.... POOOOOOT~~~~"
And he got 300 subscribers.
Is farting that amazing?

Going off to study, have a nice day.
Bye.

P.S. I know I'm lame. XD

Thursday, May 6, 2010

Boliao.

Hi.
Norm day.
I did 3 questions in E.Geog - -
So my section B was abit rushed, didn't do it as well as I should...
Sigh.

A-Maths was DAM BORING...

And I got 3 days to slack off.

Going to school tmr morning.
:P
And returning back home half hour after reaching the school. WOW.

...

Nites all :)

Wednesday, May 5, 2010

Lolz.

Ellow.
I missed partehing with some people today.
But I partehed with MOAR PEOPLE...
Tomorrow still got exam, shld be studying, but wadever man, a bunch of more than 10 guys took to the soccer court and had fun today.
Better than mugging anyway -.-
I mean come on la, if you're productive in your studying you really dun need as much time as what people normally put into it.
Look at me man, I'm a complete idiot, yet I memorised all the shit in the Venice chapter in 2 hours yesterday night.
All I needed was to be focused.
FOCUS~!
Normally I have music blasting right beside me so ya...
Turned down the volume yesterday night :P

So... Today SS and E.Maths, both papers weren't bad. SS SBQ was quite surprising. I spent 1 hour 10mins on it lol.
Remaining 20mins I chiong the venice question, I did a full foolscap HA.
Though sadly I didn't finish the second part, is NEARLY finish. But I just conclude when I saw the time 9.29 liao hais.
But still, an achievement. I finished already I was laughing to myself. "Omg wtf I wrote so much in 20mins!!!" -_-'''

E.Maths wasn't a hard paper, if you studied for it. I didn't really... So... Eeeeee

Anyhoo, answering Heng's question, which I didn't yesterday, I forgot what the question was lol.

The question is, "Why do man have enough blood to either power their genitals or their brain alone?"
Its a funny question, if you get its meaning.

So umm, lets see.
K lets be frank here.
When people have sex. Instincts are whats ruling their brain, instincts from your own body. The brain doesn't work anymore. So normally people won't think rationally when their having secks.
Why do you thing people rape people.
Cause their brains ain't functioning anymore, its just "LETS DO IT!!!"

OR

Perhaps the human body is designed to let your instincts guide you when having secks? Is like, the blood is designed to all go to your genitals for MAXIMISED EFFECTIVENESS. ABSOLUTE PLEASURE!!! FOR THE REPRODUCTION OF THE HUMAN RACE!!! NO HESITATION!!! TO MAKE RIPED BANANAS~!!! Wait WHAT?!

OR

Perhaps those who is unable to think rationally while having sex is those who just went to donate blood or something not enuff blood flow then the blood have to choose only one organ they prefer the genitals coz its so much more nice down there when the action starts. WOOPS...

K I'm going overboard.
Study time.
Eh you know DAM FUCK I cannot play piano yesterday coz I must study for Venice -.- Now is E.Geog once again I must go study...
Stupid shit.
Exams sucks.
People who made them were probably having sex when they thought of the idea.
"OHH YAAA I'M ENJOYING MYSELF LETS MAKE SOMETHING THAT WILL SCREW UP THE WORLD!"
_|_

Nites bye.
Gd luck tmr.

P.S. I have enough blood to power EVERY PART OF MY BODY AT ONCE K THX BAI. :)

Tuesday, May 4, 2010

Uhh perverted rabbit ftw?

Yoz.
Boring day, I learnt my lesson also -.-... No I'm not gonna say what that lesson was. Is quite stupid actually.

Watched True Legend yesterday, wif ma dad...
It seems a good movie at the start, not too bad, but after the halfway point everything went downhill...
I'd give it a 2.5/5, it got 2.5 coz the fight scenes weren't too bad, though the fight scene with his brother dragged on too long. Became completely stupid.
Overall another typical kungfu movie.
In my opinion if you like kungfu then watch it, the fight scenes isn't over exaggerated, except some parts, but its only a bit, but overall the fight scenes doesn't make you think "oh come on man, thats just impossible." So ya watch it if you like kungfu, but otherwise, I'd rather not =.=
But maybe this will get some people to watch...
STARRING JAY CHOU!!!! WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
-_-'''

I came across this video today, its uhh. Quite funny. You'll probably go "WTF?!"
The first experiment at NATURAL cross-breedin...

I love the rabbit, its so cute.
But I cannot believe it is unable to differentiate between a cat and its own species... Unbelievable -.-

Off to study Venice!
-.-
Been studying that over the weekend, its interesting at first, but re-reading the chapter another 2 times really is "oh my god enough already..."

Nites and gd luck tmr.

P.S. 2.30pm is a REALLY bad time... Alamak...

Monday, May 3, 2010

Courtesy of KGB.
IP Man IS 爱PEE Man.

He lost his marbles -_-

Funneh...

Ar-llo.
Its been an UNEVENTFUL DAY...
I was cooped up at home for the whole day. And I had alot of fun...
Apparently human are always individualistic to some extent, however small.
See arh, imagine someone keep toking, quite noisy, but that person actually keep making you laugh so you dun find him irritating at all...
Interesting...

K just to answer the last question heng gave me.

Why do contruction workers put up barriers that have "this is not a safety barrier" written on it?

Errm, coz they are... Contruction workers...? Therefore they have... No... Brai--
K I'm just joking no offence.

Uhh, coz of the fact, its a barrier to KEEP PEOPLE OUT FROM THE SITE, obviously it is not a safety barrier, its not a barrier in a race track where the car can crash into it safely. Well maybe not entirely safe... But ya it is FOR CARS TO BANG INTO IT...
The construction workers put the barriers to make sure people stay away not to deliberately go "YAAAAA BABY~~~ BOM~"
So ya, hence the "this is not a goddamned safety barrier" notice.

K sry no humor today lol.
I exhausted my humor this afternoon making 20-25 people laugh.
XD
But now that i tink about it... Could have been 50 people -.- The number of people coming in and out...

Studytime.
Bye~

P.S. This is my question, err tomorrow exam what subject arh. LOL

Sunday, May 2, 2010

I break the day. =.=?

Yoz.
I just finished watching a few videos...
And I also finished chasing a moth for half an hour... Uhh...

Watched a movie just now, Daybreakers. Ya thats what the title is about, but also its just I got nothing else to write for the title -.-

Its a good vampire movie, COMPLETELY DIFFERENT FROM TWILIGHT. THANK GOD...
The world is filled wif vamps, and humans are nearly extinct, remaining humans hunted and captured for blood. But as humans are now endangered, blood supply is also diminishing. Vampires are losing their food supply and dying of starvation.
So theres this vampire scientist who really wants to help the humans, and also help the vamps. After sometime, he cooperates wif some humans and found the cure to change vamps back to humans. Blabla the story centers around this topic.
Overall its a good show, the storyline wasn't too bad at first, but I have to be honest the ending was a bit stupid, btw its a M18 violence show, u dun like exploding bodies and tearing of people limb from limb with an erupting fountain of blood dun watch it :D
Good concept on the show. The story ain't too bad. But honestly the ending scenes is -.- Basically is just body parts flying everywhere and vamps atking each other, wanna know why just watch it.
I'd rate it 3/5... Its just ma opinion.

Came across this video also.
Is a puppy that it making weird sounds, but the puppy is so damned cute that the sounds makes it x10 cuter.


He reminds hoho of this guy.

The cj7 dog, k too cute.

MOVING ON...

After bathing, I came out to the living room and saw a moth flying around, and I sorta... Chased it around for half an hour...
For the sake of one close picture lol.
No I wasn't chasing it for fun, I just wanted the picture.
I managed to take one clear and nice one finally then I left it there, I think it kept flying from me until too tired cannot be bothered to fly anymore, I also nvr do anything to it anyway.

K it looks cute also. LOL

And yesterday I opened my fridge and the first thing I saw was a frozen lizard -.-
Sad thing, I dno how it got in, but it was just there, frozen solid. Hais...

Anyhoo, answering another question from heng.
His question is "Why is the U-Turn sign read as U-Turn when the sign shows N"

See its a N...

Uhh my answer to that is.
The stupid answer first of course.
The inventor of the sign is abnormal, he writes backwards. Thus a U appears when his actually writing n...
-.-

K THE BETTER ANSWER...
I dun tink there really is a explaination, it JUST TURNED OUT THAT WAY...
But using err some form of logic, perhaps humans react to the word U-turn more easily? Perhaps to us when we visualize it in our head while we are driving, a U comes out instead of an N (Small letter n)
Dno, sorry I can't answer this in a comical way at all.
Abit hard -.- I CAN'T RELATE TO ANYTHING...

Off to study, nites all :)

P.S. Zomg hoobastank is awesome. LOL

Saturday, May 1, 2010

Lanjiao question -_-

Yo.
This post is solely to answer this question heng gave me.
And + some details of what am I doing when my msn status shows busy -.-

K first off.
His question.
I cannot believe he actually thought of this. Actually is aso. Why arh. LOL

K question.
Why do humans have 2 organs to shit and pee separately. Why can't both come out from the same exit?

K uhhh.....
Aha...

Lets have the simple answer first.
Whoever created us doesn't like wet shit YA? Come on man, imagine your shit and pee come out from the same place, SAME TIME... Insta mud-pie?
Maybe u dun need toilet paper, u got water right there washing already.
YA!
K thats what an idiot would think.
And the first answer that came to my mind so I'm an idiot thx.

K lets have the more complicated answer.
Well obviously we have two separate organs for 2 dif things.
Imagine if man doesn't have the anus.
We would have to urine AND shit through the long long thing that shall not be named here(dick). And for fuck's sake the size of the shit coming out of the long long thing that shall not be named(dick) is woots. We would have riped banana every other day watafuk.
Common sense tells you the answer, guys prefer to be guys without having to endure agony everyday.
:D

Ugh...

K to the more objective things.
Uhh, my msn if it shows available, I most probably be playing the piano or surfing the net, OR playing games.
If it shows busy I'm probably studying. I'm not using the com, however the heck u nudge me or pm me I will not reply...
And for ppl in steam, weekends u see me on9 steam like the whole day with in-game status on. I AM NOT PLAYING.
Out of the supposed 16 hours I'm "in-game" I'm probably only playing for 2 hours of it. I just didn't quit coz of the fact if i do, next time I wanna slack abit I have to restart com and I cannot be bothered to do so. So I just leave it there minimised.
K.
I'm still "in-game" now.
And I'm here. That proves something doesn't it -.-

Nites all, good luck for upcoming papers.

P.S. Just another point, it would be interesting to shit and urine at the same time from the long long thing that shall not be named(dick). Just outta curiosity :P
Woops~ :X